. . . you’ve made toothbrush holders out of dinosaurs . . .

See? You, too, can have sparkly white teeth like us!
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. . . you’re on a first-name basis with Finn . . .

Goldfish crackers: The great silencer
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. . . the only physical magazines in your house are not Cosmo or Glamour but these . . .

(and even these go unread)
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. . . you have made the Bat Cave out of duct tape and a cardboard box . . .

I could do another post just on items to make out of duct tape and cardboard.
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. . . you know this chick’s handwriting better than you know your own . . .

I always think this should end with “4-eva!”
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. . . you can name all of these characters without breaking a sweat . . .

For the record, they are (clockwise from top left): Rex, Woody, Jessie, Bullseye, Buzz Lightyear and Ham from “Toy Story.” As if you didn’t know!
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. . . all of the E’s in your house look like this . . .

Why do preschoolers always do this??
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. . . your medicine cabinet looks like this . . .

These are our personal faves but you may have your own versions.
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. . . you live in fear of being overrun by these . . .

The larger the block, the less it hurts your foot when you step on it.
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. . . at least one room in your house is covered with rubberized flooring . . .

Ours are in neon colors.
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. . . your health and beauty products are endorsed by the Gruffalo . . .

“Oh help! Oh no! IT’S A GRUFFALO!”
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. . . this is in your yard but the bubbles have never worked properly . . .

Seriously, why do these never work??
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. . . your favorite brands are a bit less high-end than they used to be. . .

You can’t go wrong with these tried-and-true ones!
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. . . you daydream about how you can use the space currently occupied by this monstrosity  . . .

It may be ugly, but it’s dog-proof. Ewwww.
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. . .  someone in your household has been run over by this . . .

I’ll spare you the photographic evidence of the incident.
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. . . this is hanging on your wall . . .

Note to self: Next time, use thicker paper for the handprints so it doesn’t pucker like this.
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. . . much of your library is bound in gold . . .

We love Little Golden Books!
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. . . you own brightly-colored furniture with chunky legs and thick ankles. . .

Heh heh, chunky legs and thick ankles, just like me.
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. . . a chore chart passes for home decor . . .

The stickers would really brighten up the room if the boys ever earned any.
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. . . this sometimes passes for dinner . . .

Cheerios go hand-in-hand with Goldfish.
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. . . you can identify all of these items.

Clockwise from top left: Etch-a-Sketch; wooden railroad track; Slinky; outlet cover; expandable baby gate; frog potty; baby monitor; sippy cup inserts
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