My kids love to make each other laugh. Sometimes it is a tickle fest, or literally falling on the ground to make the other laugh, but lately they have been on a Knock Knock Joke kick. The problem with this is that the punchline is almost always “orange you glad I didn’t say….” or something nonsensical, usually related to a body part or function.

So if you are just as tired of the Banana and Orange, or the joke that always ends with “butt-fart” I have compiled a list of kid appropriate Knock Knock Jokes for your budding comedian- you’re welcome.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Interupting Cow

Interrupting Cow wh—

MOOOOOO!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Who

Who who?

Is there an owl in there?

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Boo

Boo who?

Aww, don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Hatch

Hatch Who?

Bless you!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce Who?

Lettuce in! It’s cold out here!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Nobel

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

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Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Tank

Tank Who?

You’re welcome!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you even going to open the door!

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Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Anita

Anita who?

Anita to borrow a pencil.

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Cargo

Cargo who

Car go “beep beep. Vroom, vroom!”

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Say

Say who?

Who who who!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Olive

Olive Who?

Olive you with all of my heart ♥

 

Any others to add? Leave them in the comments!

This list was compiled from these websites here, here and here.

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