10 Signs You May be a Mom

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Loved Katie’s recent throwback post and thought I’d add a few of my own!

You know you’re a mom if…

 

– Your shopping list regularly includes these three things: diapers, goldfish, wine

– You’ve taken photo and/or video of a crying child.

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No, I’d never do that…

– You’ve ever said “good luck” instead of “good bye” to a childcare provider.

– The phone rings at 8:30pm and your first thought is, “Who the hell is calling so late?!”

– Your child now runs away every time you put a finger near your mouth shouting, “Don’t put your spit on me!”

– Your workout partners are just not what they used to be.

“Are we done yet???”

– You’ve instructed a child, “we only wipe our own vaginas”…more than once.

– Speaking of, your life involves A LOT of nudity.  And not the fun kind.

Naked Picasso

– You’ve wondered, ‘smeared banana or snot?’ in regards to mystery slime on your sweater.

 – You have threatened a child within and inch of his life to smile for a picture, then posted it on Facebook with the caption, “Great Mommy-Son Day!”

No really, that is a natural smile!

11 comments on “10 Signs You May be a Mom”

  1. My favorites are the one about photographing/videotaping meltdowns and the “no calls after 8:30” rule. Love it!

  2. Oh the 8:30PM phone call. I freaked out the other night because someone called our house at 8:45PM! Maybe I should try calling them back at 4:45AM when my baby is up! 🙂

  3. i can totally see me doing that picture thing a LOT in the future!! right now we jump up and down and beg and plead for that perfect “facebook worthy” shot!! oh, and goldfish, wine and diapers- always always ALWAYS on our weekly list. and sometimes a box of russell stover. you know, for when bedtime has FINALLY ARRIVED.

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