Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

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My kids love to make each other laugh. Sometimes it is a tickle fest, or literally falling on the ground to make the other laugh, but lately they have been on a Knock Knock Joke kick. The problem with this is that the punchline is almost always “orange you glad I didn’t say….” or something nonsensical, usually related to a body part or function.

So if you are just as tired of the Banana and Orange, or the joke that always ends with “butt-fart” I have compiled a list of kid appropriate Knock Knock Jokes for your budding comedian- you’re welcome.

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Interupting Cow

Interrupting Cow wh—

MOOOOOO!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Who

Who who?

Is there an owl in there?

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Boo

Boo who?

Aww, don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Hatch

Hatch Who?

Bless you!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce Who?

Lettuce in! It’s cold out here!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Nobel

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

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Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Tank

Tank Who?

You’re welcome!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you even going to open the door!

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Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Anita

Anita who?

Anita to borrow a pencil.

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Cargo

Cargo who

Car go “beep beep. Vroom, vroom!”

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Say

Say who?

Who who who!

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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Olive

Olive Who?

Olive you with all of my heart ♥

 

Any others to add? Leave them in the comments!

This list was compiled from these websites here, here and here.

15 comments on “Knock Knock Jokes for Kids”

  1. My boys haven’t gotten past the orange one yet so I’m going to teach them these. I don’t know the butt fart one either, but we do always say, “Guess what?” and someone has to say, “Chicken butt!”

    1. The butt- fart joke goes like this:

      Knock Knock
      Who’s there?
      Chicken
      Chicken who?
      Chicken Butt-fart! (with lots of maniacal laughter)

      You can replace chicken with any other word here, it really doesn’t matter!

  2. Haha – mia’s fave is “knock, knock, who’s there? Cock-a-doodle-dooo!” Can you tell she made it up? Lol

  3. Hahahaha!! Nate is currently OBSESSED with the interrupting cow joke. In fact…he frequently will loudly shout “MOO! MOOOO! MOOOOOOOO!”, and if anyone (ahem, me) says “What are you DOING?!” he says “Oh sorry…I’m an interrupting cow…” hahahaha. Oh yay…haha. I love all of these though- I am telling him these jokes tomorrow and he will definitely laugh so hard!!

  4. Awesome dena but let’s be honest anything ending in butt fart is guaranteed a laugh! I grew up with 2 brothers whose sole purpose in their pre- pubescent years was to see how many times a day they could watch the blazing saddles fireside fart scene! Love the jokes

    1. Yes, I agree that anything ending in butt-fart is hilarious, however these kids need more material! 🙂 Especially more school appropriate material!

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