Can I vent to you for a minute or two? I cannot stand maternity clothes.
Yes I KNOW clothes today are better than the moo-moo outfits our poor mothers and grandmothers had to wear but seriously a majority of it is still crap. Not only do these clothes make you look like a disgusting cow (ok maybe its in my brain but give me a freaking break I am hormonal & pregnant) but you basically have to buy clothes you may never wear again. Even with my first pregnancy I saved my first load of crappy maternity clothes I had bought but now low and behold: I GET PREGNANT in an opposite season.
So here I am again having to go purchase more maternity clothes. You basically can choose from a few stores like Target, and Maternity Motherhood or you have to make a guess online as to what you think would look good on your bulbous belly.
Seriously why don’t more stores have maternity clothes? How could there not be a population large enough for this? Millions of babies are born everyday! I won’t name any names but I am seriously considering writing some of these companies letters.
Who am I kidding I can’t stay awake past 9:30 pm these days.
My other question is this: whose stupid idea was it to make so many damn maternity sweaters that have horizontal stripes? Why would I want to look even larger than I do? Horizontal stripes only look good on extremely thin women which is great but what about the rest of us? Where are the vertical ones? Help a mother out would ya?
Ughh so I just might have to follow-up and show you some of the ridiculous outfits I have to wear while pregnant or I see in these stores but for now I almost feel more comfortable with yoga pants, my CT working mom T-shirt on and no bra. Why isn’t that acceptable to work again?
14 thoughts on “I hate Maternity clothes”
Are you for real? I love maternity clothes. LOVE. Pants that just stretch and stretch and never feel tight? I wish I had known about them sooner. I have renamed them “thanksgiving pants”.
And the shirts- they’re COTTON. 100% cotton. They’re soft and they breathe. I don’t get sweaty armpit stains. They also stretch and forgive my expanding boobs.
I feel ya on the stripes though. I avoided the stripes for the most part except for my baby shower dress which was AWESOME!
I’m sorry you don’t like maternity clothes! I do wish there was a bigger selection at more stores but maybe it’s a good thing there’s not because I would buy too many!
H&M is slowly starting to do some maternity clothes. They don’t look like potato sacks, but they’re still kind of expensive. I just do my best to wear regular clothes as long as I can.
I know how you feel. But during the maternity period you must look elegant as well as the dress should be comfortable. Why not the perfect dress for perfect period then?
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I managed to cobble together a maternity wardrobe by hitting up Max and Lily’s Closet, Uptown Consignment, and buying some basics from Target and other department stores. I had maybe 6 work outfits that I rotated (half dresses) and 2 pairs of shoes that still fit. Some of my friends had luck with zulily.com. But, you better believe that the minute I was home it was bra off and yoga pants on!
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If I weren’t so stubborn about buying maternity clothes (I hate the thought of spending a fortune on something I’ll wear maybe only a few months of my entire life! I was very practical about my wedding dress, too!) then I’d buy just about everything from asos.com’s maternity section. Cute and reasonably priced. I do agree with you, some of the stuff out there is so hideous!!
so true! I gave in to maternity bottoms a while ago but I’m sticking with my empire waist dresses and tunic tops as long as possible! (but at 32 weeks I have fewer and fewer options from my regular wardrobe that still fit…)
I think my biggest complaint is stockings and tights. I’m going the maternity route there but it’s really tough to find nude maternity hose! I have one pair that fit and one pair that are uncomfortable, and granted I only work part-time but it’s still not enough to get me through the work week. And forget the cute patterned or opaque colored tights I like to wear!
Today I’m wearing a purple poncho sweater of my mom’s (she’s a few sizes larger and has lent me her poncho and wrap/cardigan sweater collection for this season) and maternity khakis that will slip down constantly while I try to discreetly pull them back up.
And to the comment about how expensive maternity clothes are- yes! Nearly all of my maternity is either from a consignment shop or an outlet (purchased with an extra % off coupon)
Finally, times like this I wish I lived in FL instead of New England, so I didn’t have to buy both summer and fall maternity clothes. I feel like I have 4 peoples-worth of clothes crammed into my house.
– DIY as much as possible
– Infinity dresses are AMAZING during pregnancy
– Lots of non-pregnancy clothes can be adapted to pregnancy with the right additions, like Bella Bands (which you can easily DIY by cutting the top off of an older camisole. I even use these bands as bandeau tops for breastfeeding postpartum, since my boobs are about the same measurements as my pregnancy hips.)
Totally agree! Maternity clothing is such a racket. It costs a fortune and the quality is usually sub-par, lasting pretty much through one pregnancy and then quickly dissolving to a fibrous mess that used to resemble a shirt, pants, etc.
Haha, this made me laugh. Not only is there a lack of decent maternity clothes, there’s an enormous lack of PROFESSIONAL maternity clothes (our dress code is old-school, which includes pantyhose if wearing a skirt!). Try squeezing yourself into pantyhose while 8 mo preggo. UGH!
I do think that preggers look SO FREAKING CUTE regardless of what they’re wearing!
Nice looking professional clothes, Ha! They don’t exist. At least not that I could ever find.
HAHAHA – I know exactly how you feel. Have you tried pinkblushmaternity.com? They have some fun maternity clothes that aren’t as moo-mooish as some of the things out there. The prices are pretty affordable and I think there’s free shipping too! You look fab.
There is such a lack of affordable maternity clothes, in my opinion. Even motherhood maternity can be pricey, and that peapod section, forget about it. I wish stores like target had bigger maternity sections, I’m with you! I do think though that you probably look better than you think 🙂