Your days of listening to NPR on the car radio are over…it’s all Top 40 pop songs from now on.

Thinks shorts and a hoodie are appropriate for 50 degree weather.

Spends hours in a swimming pool, but hates to get his face wet in the shower.

There is more drama on the playground than in Hamlet and Othello combined.

As soon as you buy the Costco giant, economy-size box of breakfast cereal, he suddenly decides that he’s going to switch to oatmeal in the morning.

Can do long division by drawing squares, lines, and boxes – which will NEVER make sense to anyone who attended grade school after 2001.

Nothing is fair…ever.

Toys have been replaced by sports equipment and video games.

Wants to watch scary movies and winds up in your bed at 2am.

And the eternal truth of parenthood…

Whatever it is today, it will be something else tomorrow.