I’m afraid I’m starting to develop an addiction. And I’ve only got a few more weeks to enjoy it. I’ve been extorting decent behavior out of my toddler by throwing Santa’s name around. I actually picked up the phone last night to give him a jingle. CP definitely grasps the concept of how the phone
Tag: bribery
[Credit] When I was still in the planning-to-parent stages (rather than the holy-shit-I’m-actually-parenting stage), I was convinced I would never bribe my children. That would be totally below me. I’ll wait for you to finish laughing before I continue. I know. I KNOW. Then, I started actually parenting and realized bribery was a necessary parenting
