This ends now, junk food. We are officially broken up. It’s not you, it’s me. We have had 30 fun years together, and now I am moving on.
I am writing this at 4:00 am. I am awake because OF COURSE I am awake. Pregnancy insomnia IS THE GREATEST. But really, I’m up because my toddler was playing with my keys and somehow managed to program my car to start every 3 hours. Apparently pregnant me can’t even sleep through a car starting