Every mother is convinced her child is exceptional. The difference between me and other mothers, however, is that I have supporting data to back it up.
Tag: toddler life
I say a lot of stupid shit. This isn’t news to me, I spend every day with myself. Historically, most of my profane rants have been limited to monologues delivered in the privacy of my car, or tirades witnessed only by my dogs, who have been kind enough not to slander me. When I became an auntie, I